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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
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"It seems like gay guys get the most sex, lesbians get the best sex, and straight people are just fucked."
"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""
"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."
"Short one... What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's Cherry"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."
"""One mans trash is another mans treasure"" Is a good quote... But apparently its not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted."
"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."
"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."