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Joke of the Day

"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."

"I know karate and tons of other words."

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"

"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."

"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."

"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."

"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."