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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."

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"What's the difference between today's most sophisticated encryption that can still be cracked and the still uncracked ciphers of the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz"
"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."
"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"
"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."
"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""