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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"What's the difference between today's most sophisticated encryption that can still be cracked and the still uncracked ciphers of the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz"

"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"

"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""