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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of milk? 1%"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"
"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"[first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?"
"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"
"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
"When I get old I'm going to trace every wrinkle on my body with a black pen, hide in kids closets, and pretend I'm a cracked porcelain doll."
"What's the worst kind of tea? Emptea!"
"Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet."