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Joke of the Day
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
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"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."
"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"I wanted to get a Papa John's slice this weekend, but my girlfriend wouldn't want to go there So I referred to it at PJ's and she was all about it until we arrived. Got my slice though."
"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"
"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."
"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"