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Joke of the Day

"Always remember your ABC's Anybody But Clinton!"

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"*whistles at dog* DOG: I have a boyfriend"

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."

"A cat's love is like nothing you've ever experienced unless you've dated a completely aloof murderer with autism."

"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"

"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"