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Joke of the Day
"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"
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"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."
"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."
"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."
"I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian Thank you prosthetic legs!"
"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"