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Joke of the Day
"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."
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"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"
"Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude"
"When people ask me ""Plz"" because it's shorter than ""Please"" I tell them ""No"" because it's shorter than ""Yes."""
"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"
"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."
"Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"