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Joke of the Day
"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"
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"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)"
"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"
"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."
"How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait."
"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."
"Egyptians don't walk like that."
"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."