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Joke of the Day
"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"
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"The chicken and the road of doom Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know kernel sanders got him. R.i.p. lil' chicken"
"What do Asians find hard in math? Their dick."
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"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"