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Joke of the Day

"*whistles at dog* DOG: I have a boyfriend"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Get married to her."

"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."

"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."

"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."

"Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter? It had new windows Putin"

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."