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Joke of the Day
"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."
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"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."
"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"
"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"
"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again."
"""So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT."" - What not to say on a first date."
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"
"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."