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Joke of the Day
"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."
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"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"
"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."
"'You never get anything right' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well I want to be the weather girl on TV.'"
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""
"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."
"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"
"Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'"