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Joke of the Day

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."

"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."

"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."

"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"

"My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity"

"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"