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Joke of the Day

"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"

"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"

"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."

"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."

"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week."

"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."

"I'm like the packaging on a CD really hard to get off but it doesn't matter because no one wants you anymore"