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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"
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"Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show."
"PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."
"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"