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Joke of the Day
"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"
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"Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that"
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."
"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""your next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"
"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again"
"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."
"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"