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Joke of the Day

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""

"Take revenge, crap on a pigeon."

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."

"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow. You know what that means right? SIX MORE WEEKS OF RECESSION!"

"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."