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Joke of the Day
"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."
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"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."
"Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy"
"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."
"Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends? Because he was shellfish."
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"
"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."
"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."
"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."