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Joke of the Day

"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"

"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."

"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""

"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"

"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"

"Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend."

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."