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Joke of the Day
"I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu."
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"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"
"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"
"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"
"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."
"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"
"If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father."
"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."
"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."