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Joke of the Day

"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."

"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"How is Donald Trump going to get rid of the Mexicans if elected? Pesticide"

"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."

"What is a woman ? Man with a uterus somewhere"