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Joke of the Day

"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"

"Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed."

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?"

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."

"Michael Schumacher. The second most damaging German fuckup in the French Alpines."

"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."

"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."