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Joke of the Day

"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."

"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"

"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."

"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."

"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."""

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round.......and laughed and laughed and laughed."