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Joke of the Day

"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."

"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"

"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."

"Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron."

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"

"4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good. Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"

"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"