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Joke of the Day
"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."
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"I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget."
"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"
"Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called ""Wake Me Up When November Ends"" T___T"
"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"
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"What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into? Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey But then I turned myself around"