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Joke of the Day

"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"

"Class action lawsuits are like lottery tickets for people who complain a lot."

"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same."

"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"