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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"
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"I didn't sleep well last night so I made my coffee with redbull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"
"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."
"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"
"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"
"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."
"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."