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Joke of the Day

"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Cause Jews only have ten fingers."

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."

"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... !!!"

"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"