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Joke of the Day
"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
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"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"
"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."
"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"
"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."