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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."
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"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark."
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg"
"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"
"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"
"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."
"""You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet."" - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI."
"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."
"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""