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Joke of the Day
"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."
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"[date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too."
"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."
"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"
"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"
"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."
"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"
"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."
"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"
"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"