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Joke of the Day
"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"
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"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
"Just ripped a fart that sounded like someone sneezing while submerged in pudding."
"*sees cute doctor in scrubs* *falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth! Doc: ... Me: Aren't you obligated to help? Husband: GET UP!"
"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."