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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
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"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. I have erectile dysfunction."
"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""
"It's days like these.... When a man wakes up, looks around and thinks ""Yup, times are a changin!"""
"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."
"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"
"I want to have sex with McKayla Maroney... But I think she would be unimpressed."
"What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone"
"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."
"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"