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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you."

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."

"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was? Blue, you racists"

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"

"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."

"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."