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Joke of the Day

"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"*Builds panic room out of Swiss cheese* *Fails to see holes in plan*"

"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"

"All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything."

"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!"

"One day I'll cure deafness... You hear me!"

"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."