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Joke of the Day

"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"

"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."

"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"

"After several Steven Segal films in a row, you'd think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable"

"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."

"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."

"If you're a person who indulges in recreational marijuana use, my daughter was born last Friday at 4:21pm. Sorry I couldn't push faster."

"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."

"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."