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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"

"I don't know if digital anal sex toys would be legal.... But iAnal"

"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"

"Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately."

"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."

"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"