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Joke of the Day
"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
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"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"
"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."
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"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."