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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."

"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."

"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"

"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday Because apparently you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."