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Joke of the Day

"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"

"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."

"I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first."

"knock knock for the watch"

"The best joke about clickbait ever"

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay."

"What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan"

"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."

"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"