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Joke of the Day

"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."

"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"

"I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"

"Every woman should have four pets... A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a Jackass to pay for all of it"

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"

"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."

"What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction"

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."