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Joke of the Day
"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."
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"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"
"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""
"How do I know you're getting laid tonight I'm stronger than you"
"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."
"Why are straight men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."
"I married way too young She was chinese."
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."