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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."

"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"

"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."

"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"

"Tonight's parenting lesson: If a 2-year-old says, ""I'm going to puke,"" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CALL HER BLUFF. I need a shower."

"I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once."

"POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense."

"I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say ""Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises."

"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."