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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."
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"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."
"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."
"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"
"I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas."
"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"
"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."
"""Avocado Kedavra"" -Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole"
"Photographers are the worst! They frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall."