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Joke of the Day
"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
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"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""
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"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""
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"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass."
"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."
"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"
"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"