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Joke of the Day

"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"

"The most positive subreddit award goes to... /r/hiv"

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"

"I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating."

"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me"

"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."

"How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh? I'm asking for for a friend."