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Joke of the Day
"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."
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"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""
"Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant."
"Want to hear a joke???? Women's rights"
"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"
"What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$? Yeah."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."