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Joke of the Day
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
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"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? NINE!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."
"What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold."
"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."
"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."