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Joke of the Day
"When you order a cocktail at a gay bar what do you get? A dickbutt."
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"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."
"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"
"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."
"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."
"Transvestite joke What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"
"America's flag should be a picture of a deep-fried smartphone with bullet holes in it"
"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""
"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"