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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."
"This joke isn't funny. What do you say when the punchline's told first?"
"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""
"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."
"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"