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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""
"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."
"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."
"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."
"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"
"It's way more acceptable to be fat if you have an SUV."
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."
"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"
"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."