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Joke of the Day

"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""

"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."

"Thank you for calling ELVIS Direct Press 1 for the money 2 for the show"

"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

"Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just don't try to shove it down your children's throat."

"Had to stop watching Game of Thrones with my parents tonight, because of all the sex. So I've recorded it to watch after they've finished."

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"