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Joke of the Day

"A police dog had to sniff my bag but it was a puppy so I wasn't even worried cause it's probably not good at its job yet."

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."

"BOY: ""Hi"" GIRL: ""I have a boyfriend"" BOY: ""I said Hi' not suck my d!ck"""

"Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house"

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"