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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"
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"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change."
"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."
"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"
"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"
"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."