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Joke of the Day

"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."

"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."

"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"

"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."

"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."

"Blind people can drive... Just mostly into things."