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Joke of the Day

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"Did you hear that scientists recently discovered a new state of matter? Now there are four! Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."

"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"

"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage."

"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."