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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What is Donald Trump's idea of an ""employee discount""? Waived fees at a slave auction."
"Power went out in my office building & a maintenance guy said Transformers blew. Um yeah it was a bad movie buddy now what about the power??"
"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."
"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."
"Why did the light turn red? You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!"
"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"
"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."
"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."